I'm not a magician, I'm just learning

Calculate the path of the star,
And plant gardens
And steal the typhoon -
Magic can do anything!
I have a diploma
Only the point is
That the omnipotent magician -
Only on paper I am.
Free teachers
Wasted time with me.
He suffered with me for nothing
The most artificial magician.
Yes Yes Yes!
Wise teachers
I listened inattentively.
Everything they asked me
I did it somehow.
I wanted to make a thunderstorm
I got a goat
Pink goat
With a yellow stripe.
Instead of a tail - a leg
And on the leg - horns,
I would not want to again
Meet that goat!
Free teachers
Wasted time with me.
He suffered with me for nothing
The most artificial magician.
Yes Yes Yes!
Wise teachers
I listened inattentively.
Everything they asked me
I did it somehow.
I wanted to make an iron,
The elephant turned out suddenly.
Wings like a bee
Instead of ears - flowers.
At night I have a dream -
The goat and the elephant are crying
They cry and say:
"What have you done to us?
What have you done to us ?! ".
Free teachers
Wasted time with me.
He suffered with me for nothing
The most artificial magician.
Yes Yes Yes!
Wise teachers
I listened inattentively.
Everything they asked me
I did it somehow.